Plants, Vampires & Crazy Kings

Coloured fluids pumped round a higgledy-piggledy polythene Garden Centre backyard in one of Forkbeard’s nightmare Horror comedies. Biker son Derek with polluted blood, dubious claims to Throne and vampire tendencies, nevertheless loves Nature, Heavy Metal and going down the pub with Brian and Tracy. Ranting Mother Proprietress with cottage loaf for hair-bun tends the ashes of their forebears, held in root-fed ancestral wheel-about Bonzai Garden.